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The Fappening, which is slang for masturbation, amazed the world when the first content appeared on imageboard 4Chan, Reddit and Tumblr. On August 31, 2014, internet denizens were blessed with a treasure trove of homemade iPhone nudes of sexy international celebs, film starlets, and glamour models like Jennifer Lawrence, Emily Ratajkowski, Kate Upton, and soccer star Hope Solo. Apple’s iCloud service seemed to have been thourougly juiced, soaking the web in a fresh, sticky layer of boobies, butts and intimate moments. While some criticized this as a breach of privacy, celebrity fans were thrilled to finally see some of their longterm fantasies fulfilled.
Surprisingly, one of the first horndogs who released the footage was that gay celeb blogger "Perez Hilton", who probably saw a unique opportunity to drive a shitload of traffic to his shitty site. Why otherwise would this dong-loving motherfucker be interested in publishing a set of tits and pussy pics of some Hollywood sluts? His website became the home base for an army of fappers craving that sweet exposed celebrity pussy. Once their sexual drive was satisfied, smart Perez got more PR attention by removing the shots again and issuing an official "apology" for “acting in bad taste”. He couldn't stop repeating, "Oh Noes, I'm such a bad decision maker, me so sorry!" while probably enjoying the extra millions that he earned in the meantime with male escorts from Backpage.com sucking on his little pecker at night.
Honestly, Perez probably just took the pics down because the initial hype had died. Masturbators as a whole are less concerned about hot gossip than celebrity bloggers are, so that stack of famous nudes continued to flourish on sites like Reddit. Their Fappening subreddit was garnering hundreds of thousands of visits a day, becoming so popular that it was literally shut down for being too much work for the mods. Nerds were enraged and demanded their right to "freedom of speech". Geeks started shouting, "USA, USA, USA!!!" Legend says that this was the start of the rise of the pussy-grabber Trumpzor to his presidency.
Jennifer Lawrence, who until then was known as the biggest prude ever, with only poor performances in such movies as "The Hunger Games", suddenly became Hollywood's #1 super slut. With over 150 nudes, she made legit pornstars look like softcore Instagram models. Kate Upton, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Jessica Brown Findlay, Kaley Cuoco, and Kirsten Dunst were just a handful of the other women to receive a free popularity boost thanks to their home photography and killer bods. Conspiracy theorists theorize these babes stored their nudes and home sex tapes online so if their Hollywood careers fail, they can hit up an insider like ThePornDude to get a foot in the door with the porn industry. Hey, they were willing to do even worse things with ol’ Harvey’s deformed micro-dick!
After a few rich, mouthwatering batches of homebrew iCloud nudes hit the web, the taps were supposedly turned off in 2015. More than a hundred individuals had been affected by what came to be known as “The Fappening” or “Celebgate”. While celebrity nudes and amateur sex videos continue to make their way to the internet on the sites you’ll find below, we can only hope, pray and make sacrifices to the gods of pornography so that we may one day see another legendary drop of the stuff. Until then, feast your eyes and fap hard to dirty pics of famous chicks like Aubrey Plaza, Amanda Seyfried, Kristen Stewart, Mikaela Hoover, and Victoria Justice!
What kind of celebrity sex tapes can I expect to see?
The content includes explicit full frontal nudes, big tit selfies, and closeup porn pics of their hairy bushes or shaved pussies making these celebs instant pornstars. Yep, some stars had even uploaded their full-length homemade sex tapes! There’s a certain tradeoff being made here: while these famous models, actresses, musicians and athletes can’t really sell these nudes now that they’re floating all over the internet, they amount to free publicity of one of the best kinds. Seriously, would you have any idea who Kim Kardashian was if she hadn’t fucked her way into your wet dreams with that big, juicy ass of hers?
Did you also tribute and cum hard when you saw Jennifer Lawrence's face covered in jizz and goo? What kind of famous chick takes over 150 nude selfies of herself, including facials? The "Hunger Games" star must be a total nympho freak in bed who lives for porn and masturbation in her free time and probably has ThePornDude bookmarked as her homepage! Anyways, keep fapping and shaking those big titties, babe! You got my Oscar nomination for sure, Jen! You make reality stars Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian jealous with their
celebrity sex tapes.
Yes, rapper Kanye West's hot ex-wife with the huge fake butt who fucked her way to the top. She's either braless, wears a see-through downblouse (pokies), or is "flashing" her boobs all the time for attention and fame. Hey Kanye, when Kim buys you a gift, she's basically using her money from her sex tape with Ray J. I bet he sneakily jerks off to it like a cuckold!
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