I’m looking for sites that collect the best porn videos from free porn tubes, PornDude!
Well, have no fear! I am here to help you do just that. It can get really tiresome, endlessly searching the internet for free porn tubes, day in and day out. Believe me, I know. There are just so many damn porn tubes out there, and you just don’t have the time in between finishing off bags of two liters of Mountain Dew by yourself and playing Call of Duty (or whatever the fuck it is you losers spend your time doing when you’re not fapping with several layers of Cheetos dust still caked to your hands).
You are right, though, there are just too many free porn tube sites out there in the vast expanses of the interwebs. And each one has its own feel, its own limited set of videos to choose from, its own perks and downsides, and sometimes even its own niche. The more serious porn addicts among us know, then, all too well, what it’s like to have to juggle between 20+ tabs of different porn sites, trying to track down that elusive perfect video to fap to … The chosen one.
If only there was a site that combined the content from all of our most beloved xxx porn tube sites into one convenient location. Well, lads, keep it in your pants for now, but, fortunately for us, there is! In fact, there are hundreds of them. They’re called porn aggregators, and they make all our lives much, much easier.
What exactly is a porn aggregator?
A very good question, indeed. I know, as a pornoholic, you are probably not accustomed to dealing with such big words. You’re much more familiar, I’m sure, with one syllable words like cum, tits, ass, cock, 18+ teen, fuck, and squirt. Your brain’s got a bad case of the porn rot. It’s a very common condition in guys like you. I see it all the time. But don’t worry, I’ll help guide you through it and recharge some of those burnt out brain cells.
A porn aggregator (ag-ra-gate-or) is a site that collects porn videos from all over the web and either displays them or links to them, all on a single site. Basically, all the work that you do when trying to find the right video to nut to—the opening a million tabs, browsing a bunch of different porn tube sites, endlessly clicking and scrolling for hours—porn aggregator sites do it for you. But at a rate of efficiency and scope of reach that you could never hope to aspire to.
Instead of crowdsourcing content directly and hosting it the way that many free porn tubes do, porn aggregators just funnel content from every porn tube they can find. The result is a much faster process and a much vaster collection of smut. As soon as a video is uploaded to one of the many xxx tube sites that an aggregator has been programmed to monitor, that video immediately becomes linked.
And, voila, just like that, endless porn for you to enjoy, all in one convenient location. Now, that wasn’t so difficult, was it? I knew you would catch on.
Of course, as is the case with anything in life (beer, women, cars, etc.) not all porn aggregator sites are created equal. In fact, some of them are downright awful. When evaluating an aggregator site, I tend to look at a few main variables: 1.) do the linked videos actually load properly? [In other words, are there many broken links? Do the links actually take you to the right video, or just to another random aggregator site? Etc.]; 2.) Is the site designed well enough? [Amazing, intuitive, user-friendly site design is not exactly an attribute typically associated with porn aggregators]; and 3.) How bad are the ads? [Porn aggregators are infamous for having the most ads in the known pornosphere … the question is, are the ads doable, or are they too invasive to even bother fucking with the site?].
What’s the best porn tube aggregator in 2024?
Drum roll please … Keeping the three variables that I just listed in mind, out of hundreds upon hundreds of sites, the official PornDude award for the best porn tube aggregator site of 2024 goes to … iXXX.com!
Not only do all the videos on iXXX load properly and without error, but it will also provide you the thumbnail of the video, maybe a short description, and just link you to the source site in order to view the video.
In addition to this convenience factor, the site design is not bad at all for an aggregator. You’ve got a bunch of thumbnails that represent categories splayed out in a gallery format, then you have all categories listed at the bottom of the site … pretty typical for a porn tube aggregator, but it doesn’t seem as messy as similar sites can sometimes be. Plus, you can browse videos by which are the newest or which are the most popular.
Add to all of this the fact that, for a site of this sort, the ads are not bad at all, and you have the recipe for the best free porn tube aggregator site of 2024. Congratulations, iXXX. You heard our cries for help and you saved us from having to deal with shitty porn aggregator sites!
PornDude, I love watching all the best porn videos in one place. My balls are going to be totally drained!
Well, what the fuck are you telling me for? Go forth, drain your balls. Chafe your dick for all I care. Enjoy this list of the best free porn tube aggregator sites that the web has to offer, and fap on, you crazy son of a bitch.
Oh, and when you’re done, read a fucking book or something. Don’t let the porn rot completely take over your brain! I need to make sure you at least retain enough brain cells to continue reading my reviews.