For whatever reason, when a bitch is nicknamed after a fruit, you know she is going to be sexy. You can't call yourself strawberry and not have a juicy ass pussy. That's the law. So when I see a cunt named Cherie DeVille in porn, I have high expectations. Don't be the girl that ruins fruit names for everyone.

A Cherry Blossoms

Cherie meets all my expectations and then some. Born on August 30th, 1978, in Durham, North Carolina, she grew up half in Washington, D.C, and half in Massachusetts.

She was an active youth participating in ballet, swimming, and horseback riding. Cherie even played drums in a local band and did cheerleading. Her first job was as a lifeguard. She enjoyed helping people, so eventually, Cherie enrolled in college to become a physiotherapist.

She attained her license and practiced in Florida and later Jersey. Obviously, she didn't stay a therapist. Otherwise, we wouldn't be talking about this cunt.

Along her journey, Cherie came to dabble in modeling. Her attractive looks made it easy to find gigs to supplement her income. As her modeling career progressed, therapy moved into the backseat. Eventually, it was completely kicked out of the car when she started in porn.

Cherie didn't feature in her first hardcore porn film until her mid-thirties. That's unusual but far from unheard of. Cherie specializes in lesbian scenes but does a little bit of everything. She has worked for top producers such as Filly Films, Twisty's, Girlfriends Film, Tushy, and Kink.

Political ASSpirations

Believe it or not, Cherie took a brief hiatus from porn to run in the 2020 presidential election. No, you didn't read that wrong. Nor are you about to read this next sentence wrong. Her running mate was the late and great Coolio.

Would I vote for them? Fuck no. However, I do appreciate the effort. On a side note, does that mean Coolio was fucking Cherie? Good for him. I know that pussy felt good. I'm glad he hit it before his untimely death.

I doubt you'll be shocked to hear that Cherie has an incredible body. At only five foot five and one hundred and twenty pounds, she is small enough to fold up and use as a pocket pussy.

She may be small, but she is quite shapely. Her measurements are 34-24-37, and she has B-cup size tits. Her nipples appear to have been made for mouth. They are of a perfect suckable size.

This bitch must run on thirty-hour days. Between shooting porn, other modeling gigs, hobbies, and running for president, she still finds time to teach swing dance. It's no wonder this bitch has such an incredible body. She never stops moving.

Let's take a dip into Cherie's Twitter page to see what she is up to on a day-to-day basis. She provides her credentials as an Adult Video News award winner, MILF Porn star of the Year, Brazzers contract star, and APAC Social board member. This cunt does fucking everything.

That doesn't mean she doesn't want more, though. She provides her contacts at the top of her account, also. For press, hit up Matt at The Moment Lab. For her adult publicity rep, go to XXX Star PR. For her ambassador, contact the Cam Model Protect.

Busy-Body

You might think this bitch is too busy for you, but you'd be wrong. I had a boss who used to say that if you want something done, give the task to someone who is already busy. They'll know how to get it done. I think that concept applies to this hot piece of ass.

All that work has paid off on her Twitter, considering she has well over eight hundred thousand followers. There are a lot of motherfuckers that like staring at this bitch naked. I completely understand why.

The pinned tweet at the top of her page is a picture of Cherie in royal wear, presenting her tight snatch. The caption reads, "Worship and pay tribute to your goddess. I demand it, mortal.

Cherie loves the Halloween season and, as such, did plenty of filming for it. She released eight new Halloween-themed scenes for her Only Fans members only. Cherie dresses in all sorts of costumes for them, including as a cowgirl. I'll be upset if she dresses as a cowgirl but doesn't ride some dick cowgirl.

Of course, no Halloween porn release would be complete without some BDSM to jazz things up a bit. Cherie sinks her teeth into the delicious April Olsen for this scene, and I loved every minute. Cherie is very familiar with the line between pleasure and pain and rides it perfectly.

Cherie embraces her status as a MILF, as she should. She is about as fuckable as any milf ever gets. That's why Cherie is asking fans to get her a "MILF" shirt. The difference is that the one she wants claims MILF stands for Man I Love Frogs.

Listen, Cherie. Frogs are cool and all, but I'd much rather fuck you over a frog. Maybe we could do a threesome, but that's as far as I go.

Because Cherie DeVille does so much contract work with Brazzers, she retweets them often. Most of the time, it's a retweet announcing the release of another scene.

Free-Use MILF

Scenes such as the one featuring Cherie doing some yoga while a pussy cuck hides behind a plant and jerks off. Come on, man! Get out from behind the plant and show that bitch your cock. You miss every shot you don't take, god damnit.

While scrolling through Cherries Twitter this Halloween season, I've had my eye out for one particular costume. A costume that if she didn't wear, I was going to be upset. Fortunately, Cherie did not disappoint because how fucked up would it be if Cherie DeVille never dressed up like Cruella DeVille.

I must say that Cherie's version of Cruella is much more fuckable than Disney's version. I don't think Cruella had a rack like this. If so, I'd still get a boner when I saw a dead Dalmation to this day. Although to be fair, the costume looks less like Cruella and more like if Cruella fucked Starlight from "The Boys."

As I pass a couple more pictures of Cherie in her Cowgirl costume, I realize it's the cowgirl bitch from Toy Story. That's fine with me. Either way, I'm ready to giddy up in that pussy.

Cherie posts a lot about speaking to her subscribers on Only Fans. If you want to get to know the honest Cherie in real life, Only Fans is the best way. It's an intimate connection you won't get with many other porn stars, so take advantage of the opportunity.

Sweet Nothings

I know you lonely fuck faces would love to do more than passively play pocket pool with this slut. You want to hear Cherie's voice tell you how wet you make her. How safe she feels around you. Unfortunately, that kind of personal treatment comes at a price. A lady has to pay rent.

As one of porn's leading MILFs, Cherie would have been stupid not to capitalize on the rise of taboo porn fetish content. Not only did she buy a ticket and hop on the train, but she also created a dedicated website to contain her stepmom scenes. Head over to StpMomCherie.com to get your eyes on it.

I know you motherfuckers want it. I'm sorry, it's a stepmom and not a blood relative. I know how much my readers want to make an "Oops, All Eyeballs" version of a baby with someone you share genes with.

I mentioned Cherie's work with Cam Model Protect earlier but didn't get into what it is. Cam Model Protect is a way to prevent people from pirating live cam shows. Without agency over content, porn performers can't make money, so CMP helps stars secure the content they work so hard to create.

Those who read my articles often already know that I love massage and oil porn. Another one of my favorites is free-use porn. It's a theme Brazzers touches on constantly, so of course, Cherie has been featured in several. Her most recent version combines free use with yoga and a shower. What more could a man want?

Cherie's juicy pussy lives up to its namesake. She got her start late but dove in head first and made up for the lost time. She is one of the busiest porn stars in the business but always has time to direct message her subscribers on Only Fans.

A suggestion I have for Cherie is to add a personal touch to her Twitter account. Give us a look into your everyday life. Lonely motherfuckers love that shit.

You have eight new Halloween releases to watch, so stop reading me and subscribe to Cherie's Only Fans.